Grandma Said That?

October 13, 2017

Text from Mom

October 12, 2017

Only Reason You Married Me

October 11, 2017

After weeks of getting the cold shoulder from his wife, the unhappy husband finally confronted her.
'Admit it, Linda. The only reason you married me is because my grandfather left me $10 million.'
'Don't be ridiculous,' she replied. 'I don't care who left it to you.'


Tell Me Stories

October 10, 2017

Tom to his mom: 'Mom, please tell me a story?'
Mom: 'Sorry, honey, I don't have any new stories to tell. But you should ask your dad why he was late coming home today. He will then tell you some amazing stories.'



October 9, 2017