The Smell of Confusion

July 21, 2017

If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?


July 20, 2017

When Relatives Attack
There is nothing more awkward than the moment you realize you’re getting a double-cheek kiss.


A Wife Once Observed

July 19, 2017

I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”

Note: Actually more than 1 wife has made the same observation!

Observation From Human Resources

July 18, 2017

The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.

Overheard ….. 2 Women Talking

July 17, 2017

One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really excited.
Not for the baby but because she’s one of my skinniest friends.