The Smell of Confusion
If people say they just love the smell of books, I always want to pull them aside and ask, To be clear, do you know how reading works?
When Relatives Attack
There is nothing more awkward than the moment you realize you’re getting a double-cheek kiss.
A Wife Once Observed
I once gave my husband the silent treatment for an entire week, at the end of which he declared, “Hey, we’re getting along pretty great lately!”
Note: Actually more than 1 wife has made the same observation!
Observation From Human Resources
The closest a person ever comes to perfection is when he fills out a job application form.
Overheard ….. 2 Women Talking
One of my friends is pregnant. And I’m really excited.
Not for the baby but because she’s one of my skinniest friends.